Daddy is such a good story reader, he lulls me to sleep before the story is over!
Watching Mommy get ready every morning gets boring. So I decided to go to sleep. With a ball on my head.
I figured out how to chew on the fish!
Seriously, I will chew on anything. The tag on the back of the penguin mirror is particularly delicious.
Mom wouldn't let me have barbecue at Martin's Barbecue, so I had to settle for my foot.
Mom says I fell asleep too early one night. I'm like, "Too early? Whatever. I'm tired."